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	<title>Comments on: Humpty Dumpty and the Steps of Doom</title>
	<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/</link>
	<description>A lone man in a female world of flowers, chick flicks, periods, and puberty...</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: maninthemoon</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-579</link>
		<dc:creator>maninthemoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Marian:  Thank you for the nice thoughts, Marian.  I am recovering just fine, although even after three weeks, the inside of that one knee still feels bruised.  I'm glad you stopped by and commented.  I always like getting new people here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Marian:  Thank you for the nice thoughts, Marian.  I am recovering just fine, although even after three weeks, the inside of that one knee still feels bruised.  I&#8217;m glad you stopped by and commented.  I always like getting new people here.</p>
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		<title>By: maninthemoon</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-400</link>
		<dc:creator>maninthemoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@countrygirl:  Hey, countrygirl.  Thanks for stopping by and commenting.  That may be the nicest compliment I've gotten here yet.  Yes, by the way, I am getting better.  My knee is the only part that hurts now.

@Z:  Hey, Z.  Welcome to the blog here.  I'm pretty sure that they knew what I needed and that they had been talking about it.  Maybe I'm just paranoid that way.  Maybe I'm not really the center of their entire universe.  Nah, that couldn't be it.  ;) 

@deden luo:  You're not alone in that one.  No member of my family had ever been where there was snow on the ground until I took them the first time--not even my wife.  On the other hand, my two youngest children grew up here in Northern California and just take it for granted.  Unlike what you see in movies and cartoons, it's only light and fluffy for a day or so.  It quickly hardens into ice.  Also, making a snow man is a much harder job then just rolling a ball of snow around until it magically grows to the proper size.  Unless you're in very deep snow, which has its own problems, you quickly start rolling up dirt if you try that method.  Anyway, thanks for stopping by and commenting, and I appreciate your concern.  I being extremely careful now.

@PaulsHealthBlog.com:  That's one way to get you woke up and paying attention.  There's no school bus here, but I can't let my kids walk to school either.  One, it's a little over seven miles away, and two, we have mountain lions and bears around here.  By the way, I really appreciate you stopping by to comment.  I always love getting new people here.

@Jen:  Oh, my gosh, that's a great story.  I'm laughing, but the number of things that could have happened there is just scary.  Thanks for sharing that.

@Jude:  Thanks, Jude.  I appreciate your taking time to come by here and comment considering everything that's been going on with you recently.  My thoughts and sympathies are with you and your family right now.  I wish there was something more I could say.  Take care.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@countrygirl:  Hey, countrygirl.  Thanks for stopping by and commenting.  That may be the nicest compliment I&#8217;ve gotten here yet.  Yes, by the way, I am getting better.  My knee is the only part that hurts now.</p>
<p>@Z:  Hey, Z.  Welcome to the blog here.  I&#8217;m pretty sure that they knew what I needed and that they had been talking about it.  Maybe I&#8217;m just paranoid that way.  Maybe I&#8217;m not really the center of their entire universe.  Nah, that couldn&#8217;t be it.  <img src='http://maninthemoon.today.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>@deden luo:  You&#8217;re not alone in that one.  No member of my family had ever been where there was snow on the ground until I took them the first time&#8211;not even my wife.  On the other hand, my two youngest children grew up here in Northern California and just take it for granted.  Unlike what you see in movies and cartoons, it&#8217;s only light and fluffy for a day or so.  It quickly hardens into ice.  Also, making a snow man is a much harder job then just rolling a ball of snow around until it magically grows to the proper size.  Unless you&#8217;re in very deep snow, which has its own problems, you quickly start rolling up dirt if you try that method.  Anyway, thanks for stopping by and commenting, and I appreciate your concern.  I being extremely careful now.</p>
<p>@PaulsHealthBlog.com:  That&#8217;s one way to get you woke up and paying attention.  There&#8217;s no school bus here, but I can&#8217;t let my kids walk to school either.  One, it&#8217;s a little over seven miles away, and two, we have mountain lions and bears around here.  By the way, I really appreciate you stopping by to comment.  I always love getting new people here.</p>
<p>@Jen:  Oh, my gosh, that&#8217;s a great story.  I&#8217;m laughing, but the number of things that could have happened there is just scary.  Thanks for sharing that.</p>
<p>@Jude:  Thanks, Jude.  I appreciate your taking time to come by here and comment considering everything that&#8217;s been going on with you recently.  My thoughts and sympathies are with you and your family right now.  I wish there was something more I could say.  Take care.</p>
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		<title>By: Z</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-380</link>
		<dc:creator>Z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just know that they probably didn't know exactly what had happened in the restroom.  They were probably thinking more along the lines of "Something About Mary."  Glad to know that you're doing better know, and hope the rest of your recovery goes well.

http://thezspot.today.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just know that they probably didn&#8217;t know exactly what had happened in the restroom.  They were probably thinking more along the lines of &#8220;Something About Mary.&#8221;  Glad to know that you&#8217;re doing better know, and hope the rest of your recovery goes well.</p>
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		<title>By: countrygirl</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-379</link>
		<dc:creator>countrygirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-379</guid>
		<description>I just found your blog, and was going to just read a little, but I kept reading on and on and on.  I love your style!  You have a new constant reader.  Hope you are getting over your fall.
http://simplethings.today.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just found your blog, and was going to just read a little, but I kept reading on and on and on.  I love your style!  You have a new constant reader.  Hope you are getting over your fall.<br />
<a href="http://simplethings.today.com" rel="nofollow">http://simplethings.today.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: maninthemoon</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-377</link>
		<dc:creator>maninthemoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, all.  Just to let you know, my ankles are feeling much better, though my left knee keeps finding ways to suddenly let me know it's not.  Thank you all so much for your kind wishes.

I'm getting around pretty well again, and my fears that my wife would take advantage of the situation were totally unfounded.  My family has been great about trying to help me in every way.  Now I'm feeling guilty that I've actually been the one milking the situation for attention.  ;) 

@ettarose:  Thanks, ettarose, and welcome to my blog.  I hope you'll come back for some of my better posts when I can sit here and type more again.

@Insanity Kim:  That kind of disappeared the next day.  I think that she knew from the beginning that I wasn't interested.  She's really good at keeping me wondering when she's just going through the motions and when she's serious.  On the other hand, she can read me like there was some kind of teleprompter flashing my thoughts across my forehead.

@thehabe:  I plan to avoid those steps for the rest of this winter at least, and no problem.

@stephanieebarr:  Thanks, stephanie, I am.  I've already made my daughter mad last night when I kept insisting that I didn't need to lean on her to get around anymore.

@Justin:  Traction is a far undervalued thing.  We take it for granted every day.  It's amazing how much that keeps us upright.  By the way, the opposite of PMS is SMP which stands for Simple Man Pain.  Women will tell you that it's nothing compared to PMS, but then nearly every woman will tell you that their particular periods are far worse than what is normal for other women.  Go figger.

@Kat:  Thanks, Kat.  I decided when I started this blog that I was going to make it something that people would want to keep coming back to.  That means writing everything in a fun or at least interesting way.  That's why I don't post every day.  I don't always have something worth saying.

@ZoopsNook:  Thanks, Zoops.  I am getting much better.

@Robin Green:  That's practically a husband's dream come true, right there.  ;)  Actually, as fun as that sounds in theory (not the slipped-disc part), I imagine that it got old really fast.  I'm already becoming a pain in the butt about not wanting so much help.  I can't even imagine this as an ongoing thing.

@Stacy:  She did come to my rescue, and she didn't do anything to humiliate me.  All my worries were for naught.  By the way, I'm not laughing at you either for your bad technology day.  ;) 

@dickster1961:  Just my pride.  I guess it's okay since I wasn't using it anyway.

@dizzblnd:  Hey, dizzblnd, thanks for stopping by and commenting.  That was my nightmare, right there, as I called her in to help me.

@Jennifer:  Thanks, Jennifer.  This is my way of writing to survive.  I find it healing to turn almost any event into a humorous story.  The alternative is crying about it.  I'm really not big on that, and it's not very interesting anyway.

@nipsy:  Thanks, nipsy;  I'm still amazed that nothing snapped or broke.

@desperateblogger:  I think that my wife would have helped me even if she were mad at me at the time, but not nearly as delicately if you know what I mean.  I've also discovered that the compliments go even further if I actually mean them.

@Christy:  Thanks, Christy.

@lynne:  I've been taking it easy for about as long as I can stand.  Now I have to get back to doing things or my brain will explode.  ;) Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

@Duni:  Hey, Duni, I always appreciate getting new people here.  You're right about the knee injury.  It's taking the longest to heal.  Every time I start to forget about it, I get a painful reminder that it's not up for much use yet.

@Wayne John:  Cool, another new commenter.  Welcome, Wayne John.  You're right that it had to happen after I got into a position of least pain.  It always seems to work that way.

@Heather:  Hey, Heather, thanks for joining us here.  I've been having my wife buy up all the rock salt she can find since then.  It doesn't help much when we get snow a foot or two at a time.

@attygnorris:  You got me there.  I'm not always that great at living up to the whole "mountain man" thing.  I was born, raised, and lived most of my adult life in the city.  I didn't want my kids to grow up that way.  For that, it's still worth it.

@Julie:  I am.  Thanks, Julie.

@Sherry:  Thanks, Sherry.  I hope I'll be able to laugh about this too.  Maybe by then, I'll be able to throw in a hop, skip, and a jump as well.  By the way, thank you too for dropping by to comment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, all.  Just to let you know, my ankles are feeling much better, though my left knee keeps finding ways to suddenly let me know it&#8217;s not.  Thank you all so much for your kind wishes.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m getting around pretty well again, and my fears that my wife would take advantage of the situation were totally unfounded.  My family has been great about trying to help me in every way.  Now I&#8217;m feeling guilty that I&#8217;ve actually been the one milking the situation for attention.  <img src='http://maninthemoon.today.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>@ettarose:  Thanks, ettarose, and welcome to my blog.  I hope you&#8217;ll come back for some of my better posts when I can sit here and type more again.</p>
<p>@Insanity Kim:  That kind of disappeared the next day.  I think that she knew from the beginning that I wasn&#8217;t interested.  She&#8217;s really good at keeping me wondering when she&#8217;s just going through the motions and when she&#8217;s serious.  On the other hand, she can read me like there was some kind of teleprompter flashing my thoughts across my forehead.</p>
<p>@thehabe:  I plan to avoid those steps for the rest of this winter at least, and no problem.</p>
<p>@stephanieebarr:  Thanks, stephanie, I am.  I&#8217;ve already made my daughter mad last night when I kept insisting that I didn&#8217;t need to lean on her to get around anymore.</p>
<p>@Justin:  Traction is a far undervalued thing.  We take it for granted every day.  It&#8217;s amazing how much that keeps us upright.  By the way, the opposite of PMS is SMP which stands for Simple Man Pain.  Women will tell you that it&#8217;s nothing compared to PMS, but then nearly every woman will tell you that their particular periods are far worse than what is normal for other women.  Go figger.</p>
<p>@Kat:  Thanks, Kat.  I decided when I started this blog that I was going to make it something that people would want to keep coming back to.  That means writing everything in a fun or at least interesting way.  That&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t post every day.  I don&#8217;t always have something worth saying.</p>
<p>@ZoopsNook:  Thanks, Zoops.  I am getting much better.</p>
<p>@Robin Green:  That&#8217;s practically a husband&#8217;s dream come true, right there.  <img src='http://maninthemoon.today.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Actually, as fun as that sounds in theory (not the slipped-disc part), I imagine that it got old really fast.  I&#8217;m already becoming a pain in the butt about not wanting so much help.  I can&#8217;t even imagine this as an ongoing thing.</p>
<p>@Stacy:  She did come to my rescue, and she didn&#8217;t do anything to humiliate me.  All my worries were for naught.  By the way, I&#8217;m not laughing at you either for your bad technology day.  <img src='http://maninthemoon.today.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>@dickster1961:  Just my pride.  I guess it&#8217;s okay since I wasn&#8217;t using it anyway.</p>
<p>@dizzblnd:  Hey, dizzblnd, thanks for stopping by and commenting.  That was my nightmare, right there, as I called her in to help me.</p>
<p>@Jennifer:  Thanks, Jennifer.  This is my way of writing to survive.  I find it healing to turn almost any event into a humorous story.  The alternative is crying about it.  I&#8217;m really not big on that, and it&#8217;s not very interesting anyway.</p>
<p>@nipsy:  Thanks, nipsy;  I&#8217;m still amazed that nothing snapped or broke.</p>
<p>@desperateblogger:  I think that my wife would have helped me even if she were mad at me at the time, but not nearly as delicately if you know what I mean.  I&#8217;ve also discovered that the compliments go even further if I actually mean them.</p>
<p>@Christy:  Thanks, Christy.</p>
<p>@lynne:  I&#8217;ve been taking it easy for about as long as I can stand.  Now I have to get back to doing things or my brain will explode.  <img src='http://maninthemoon.today.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> Thanks for stopping by and commenting.</p>
<p>@Duni:  Hey, Duni, I always appreciate getting new people here.  You&#8217;re right about the knee injury.  It&#8217;s taking the longest to heal.  Every time I start to forget about it, I get a painful reminder that it&#8217;s not up for much use yet.</p>
<p>@Wayne John:  Cool, another new commenter.  Welcome, Wayne John.  You&#8217;re right that it had to happen after I got into a position of least pain.  It always seems to work that way.</p>
<p>@Heather:  Hey, Heather, thanks for joining us here.  I&#8217;ve been having my wife buy up all the rock salt she can find since then.  It doesn&#8217;t help much when we get snow a foot or two at a time.</p>
<p>@attygnorris:  You got me there.  I&#8217;m not always that great at living up to the whole &#8220;mountain man&#8221; thing.  I was born, raised, and lived most of my adult life in the city.  I didn&#8217;t want my kids to grow up that way.  For that, it&#8217;s still worth it.</p>
<p>@Julie:  I am.  Thanks, Julie.</p>
<p>@Sherry:  Thanks, Sherry.  I hope I&#8217;ll be able to laugh about this too.  Maybe by then, I&#8217;ll be able to throw in a hop, skip, and a jump as well.  By the way, thank you too for dropping by to comment.</p>
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		<title>By: attygnorris</title>
		<link>http://maninthemoon.today.com/2009/01/06/humpty-dumpty-and-the-steps-of-doom/#comment-373</link>
		<dc:creator>attygnorris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's such a terrible thing that happened to you...that I'm so ashamed to tell you...I laughed the entire time I read your post.  I'm sorry...for your fall and for laughing.  You, too, will look back on this and laugh one day.  Remember when I responded to you about hating snow when you showed the beautiful snow-filled backyard?  Well, THIS is why.  I'm glad you're doing better and back blogging.

Davida</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s such a terrible thing that happened to you&#8230;that I&#8217;m so ashamed to tell you&#8230;I laughed the entire time I read your post.  I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;for your fall and for laughing.  You, too, will look back on this and laugh one day.  Remember when I responded to you about hating snow when you showed the beautiful snow-filled backyard?  Well, THIS is why.  I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re doing better and back blogging.</p>
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		<title>By: *lynne*</title>
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		<dc:creator>*lynne*</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh nooooo you poor poor dear!  My sympathies on your plight; I am just grateful your injuries, like you indicated, are as mild as they are, considering what could have been!  Take care, take it easy, and get well soon!

*lynne*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh nooooo you poor poor dear!  My sympathies on your plight; I am just grateful your injuries, like you indicated, are as mild as they are, considering what could have been!  Take care, take it easy, and get well soon!</p>
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		<title>By: nipsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>nipsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OUCH! I feel for you on this one. Snort worthy, yes. But it did make my ankles give just a slight twitch in sympathy pain as well. Take care of yourself now, no pushing it. Let those heal up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OUCH! I feel for you on this one. Snort worthy, yes. But it did make my ankles give just a slight twitch in sympathy pain as well. Take care of yourself now, no pushing it. Let those heal up.</p>
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		<title>By: Robin Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robin Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh have I ever been there before. I can understand your humiliation and pain because something similar happened to me. Well the bathroom incident anyway. About 3 years ago, I had 2 bulging disks and 1 slipped disk in the lower part of my back. This just seemed to happen over night. I woke up one morning to roll over and that was it. What made it so bad is the last disk that slipped out of place, slip back in catching the siotic nerve. (This was a condition that they said was on going for years and I just ignored it.)

For months my husband had to actually get in the shower and wash me, help me to the bathroom and even pull up and down my clothes because I was unable. Now the shower thing would not be so bad if it was just a case of wanting to and not having to. LOL Anyway what makes this all so bad for me is I was only 32 at the time. 

Hope you get to feeling better soon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh have I ever been there before. I can understand your humiliation and pain because something similar happened to me. Well the bathroom incident anyway. About 3 years ago, I had 2 bulging disks and 1 slipped disk in the lower part of my back. This just seemed to happen over night. I woke up one morning to roll over and that was it. What made it so bad is the last disk that slipped out of place, slip back in catching the siotic nerve. (This was a condition that they said was on going for years and I just ignored it.)</p>
<p>For months my husband had to actually get in the shower and wash me, help me to the bathroom and even pull up and down my clothes because I was unable. Now the shower thing would not be so bad if it was just a case of wanting to and not having to. LOL Anyway what makes this all so bad for me is I was only 32 at the time. </p>
<p>Hope you get to feeling better soon!</p>
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		<title>By: ~Kat~</title>
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		<dc:creator>~Kat~</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my gosh, your misery was soooo funny!
I hope you feel better real soon.</description>
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I hope you feel better real soon.</p>
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