Dec 27 2008
Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife
I have, in the course of writing this blog, mentioned a couple of things that I had realized after the fact were probably not the smartest things to have said to my wife. It seems that I always have to learn these things the hard way. Isn’t hindsight wonderful?
Along those lines, I have to add the following video that was brought to my attention by Insanity Kim. I had never heard of Tim Hawkins before, but now I’m a fan. Watch this and you’ll know why:
Please feel free to comment and add your own additions to that list.
Lesson Learned:
Think first, speak later.
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This is hilarious! thanks for sharing.
@Insanity Kim: Thanks so much for pointing that one out. I went through YouTube and found everything else I could by him. It’s too bad that he doesn’t come to my neck of the woods. I’d pay the $40 a ticket to see him perform.
@jmprice3: Thank Insanity Kim. I knew I had to post that the second I watched it.
@Evan’s Mom: No, I never said any of those ones. I have my own standards of stupidity to live up to. By the way, thanks for stopping by and commenting.
@koe Whitton-williams: Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I knew that one was going to get some attention.
@Stacy: Oh, trust me, we’re all taking notes from that one. I was beginning to think that I had the market cornered for husbandly stupidity.
@Justin: That’s a pretty bad one. I managed to get in trouble today for telling her that she had no reason to be mad. I left out the PMS part. It was still a mistake.
@Insanity Kim: That’s definitely on my list of things to get. The low quality, pirated videos posted on YouTube don’t do him justice. I love his parody songs.
@Petula: Hey, Petula, it’s great to have you here, and thanks for commenting. You’re a long way from It’s A Woman’s World here.
@Jen: Good observation. There is apparently some tiny survival instinct built into us men that tells us when we’re doing something really dangerous and stupid. Unfortunately, we tend to be like an avalanche once we get going. It’s a good thing that women aren’t like that at all.
BTW, I love the wasband thing. I have an ex-why myself.
@Heather: You snuck in while I was replying to others. Welcome, and thanks for commenting. I’m glad my personal embarrassments are so entertaining.
@RobRoy: Thanks for stopping by and commenting. It’s really appreciated. The thing that makes that song really funny is the fact that we’re all guilty of that kind of stupidity more often than we ever should be.
@Christy: Welcome, Christy. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I think that most of us guys see this in the same way as watching extreme sports. For us, it’s like watching a guy skating on the razor’s edge of death. He’s right up there with those guys that ride mountain bikes down the side of cliffs. We’re just waiting for the splat that we know is coming.
@Aria’s Ink: I’m so glad you told me that you were joking. I was really getting worried.
Frankly, that song has been co-written by every husband since Adam. Remember that his first words to God right after they did wrong were to blame the woman. I wonder how many hundreds of years later she was still bringing that up.
It is 3:20 am and my sleeping is all messed and now I can’t wait till morning to show my husband this. LMAO and still not sleepy.
I also added this one one of my other blogs. Great find Kim!
@grace: Hey, grace, welcome to ManInTheMoon. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I’ve noticed that every wife says the same thing that our mothers used to say: “It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it.” We didn’t believe them either. By the way, I checked out your site. That’s some pretty awesome information. I’m definitely visiting there often. Thanks.
@Robin Green: Sorry you couldn’t sleep, Robin. Hope this reply finds you after a good night’s rest. Dickster already added that video to his blog too. It is a great find and well worth sharing.
@Sketch: Hey, Sketch, thanks for dropping by and commenting. I love your blog. The thing about this is that it’s a lesson that all husbands WILL learn one way or the other. The only question is how much pain is involved.